Anita @ TheMinion.com
Do you ever get the feeling that the girl you’re talking to doesn’t have much in the brains department? Anita was just that was as my verbal onslaught caught her off guard like a mexican being pulled over in Arizona. Thankfully I had a stomach full of food which made our encounter a bit tolerable. However, she’s a hot piece of ass which made me overlook her subpar personality and we were off to the races. I wrapped my cock so her germs couldn’t infest my adonis-like body. She rode me until my dick wanted to pop early but I wanted her to suffer a little bit more. I did end up dropping a smelly load down her throat and she left my house less upbeat than when she first entered.
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Lexi Matthews @ TheMinion.com
Take 90 lbs of white trash, $5 worth of makeup, and add in a body odor that rivals a can of open tuna and you get Lexi Matthews. At literally 4 times her size I was afraid I’d break her in half but that’s the risk I run when I do my thing. At first glance I could tell that sticking my fat dick in her tight fuckhole would be like threading a needle with rope. We partied all over my place right before my balls threw up all over face. No amount of soap or hot water could wash that skank smell off of me.
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Deja Dare @ TheMinion.com
Deja Dare comes to us via the Sunset Strip. When she’s not banging roadies for backstage passes she’s trying to make a name for herself in the fuck business…..a business I’m the king of. After dining on some cookies and milk I chose to let Deja Dare show me how badly she wanted in. Since she looked like 5’4” of a walking petri dish of STD’s I made her wrap my whopper before she took some Vitamin D. I tore her pussy apart as my third leg pounded, pulverized, and demolished what was left of her uterus. Don’t believe me? Look for yourself while I continue to wash the filth from my toned body.
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Isabella Stanza @ TheMinion.com
Some crack whores don’t even deserve a name. Isabella Stanza is one that fits that bill. She’s the kind of girl who looks as if she did her make-up during an earthquake and her body odor nearly melted off my wallpaper. However, with my bank account containing multiple 000’s I decided to treat myself to her mouth as my nose went through a buffet of nose candy. I can tell you that this cunt could suck a mean dick but that must be from her experience growing up with all brothers. She strikes me as the kind who would jerk your cock if that meant she could use your credit card to fill her gas tank. Like a Vietnam Veteran who can’t remember some atrocities , my brain has erased some of this trainwreck but thankfully the pictures and video survived. Enjoy
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Mira Luxe @ TheMinion.com
I remember Mira Luxe very well. She came to the set as if she was hot shit and would be the one making the rules. She never met The Minion and was in for a rude awakening. Much like a new dog she had to be broken in. I’d be the one correcting her and dishing out the punishment when she fucked up. She’s one of the few porn whores I never want to see again. Why is that? Well, for one, she couldn’t suck a dick if her Kraut ass depended on it. Normally the Germans have a strong work ethic but this one was the excpetion. After she had seen me devour my kosher food and drink she came in to party with the most famous Jew since David Lee Roth. Watch as her anticiaption is null and void as my gigantic dong rents space in her mouth. I can’t tell you how bad this cunt was and the only relief in my mind was that dropping my jizz would mean I could get to Weinerschnitzel much faster
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Tabatha Tucker @ TheMinion.com
I don’t remember much of this broad, Tabatha Tucker. I do remember that after a long day of fighting crime I was injured to the point where I couldn’t walk. I came back home to find this fine piece of ass using my couch for her pussy manipulation needs.I used my massive intellect and verbal skills to convince her that getting superhero goo would only benefit her. Her warm mouth was a nice garage for my dick. In fact, her breathing through her nose kept my balls warm so it was win/win all the way. With her bad dye job on top of what she calls a "head" I knew it couldn’t be that long before she was licking up my seed like a hungry dog. No amount of therapy is going to erase the memories of me dumping ounce after ounce of baby batter down her throat and that’s the way I like it.
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Nollie @ TheMinion.com
Whether her name is Nollie or Lexi Belle one thing is certain; this bitch loves her cash money. Much like Tiger, she’s one of the few I’ve brought back for repeat engagements since her cock draining abilities rival those of porn whores who do it for $50 on craigslist. Take great enjoyment in watching Lexi Belle’s first blowjob scene back when she was Nollie. I never understood why these porn whores change their names as often as I change diet plans. Her teen body bent all over the place so her mouth could take in my meat stick that has been a cannon with its target being the vaginas of countless fuck toys. I was in my own place as Nollie swallowed my dong while our eyes locked and I thought there could be a possible love connection. However, rule #1 says, "Never make a ho a housewife" and with that in mind I spilled my DNA all over this former Hot Dog On A Stick employee.
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Kinzy Jo & Super Minion @ TheMinion.com
Somewhere in West Virginia there’s a village without its idiot. At first glance Kinzy Jo appeared to have shit for brains and the appeal of day-old bread. Being Super Minion, it didn’t faze me to stick my superhero cock down her whitetrash mouth. I caught her on the couch of my alter ego masturbating. When I flew back in it dawned on me that using her oral skills would benefit me rather than tossing her in the slammer. I knew my choice was the right one when her mouth slobbered all over my fuckstick in ways that are undescribeable. She must have been stronger than she looked since she was able to keep my massive girth from crashing into her rib cage as her mouth went into overtime. I fed her my own brand of moon shine as her mouth filled to the brim with my superhero sauce.
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Tiger @ TheMinion.com
I used be a glutton for punishment since I let Tiger out of her cage. I shit you not when I tell you that agents have been blowing up my phone telling me that Tiger was one of the worst porn whores to ever grace their set. Much like health foods and diet sodas I can’t stomach it when a whore in my stable does a mediocre job. I was going to have to break her in even further while my brain was being racked with " white flour". I do have a soft spot in my heart for whores who need the money so they don’t resort to sleeping under newspapers. Sine it was the holiday season I wanted to take a negative and turn it into a positive. I had a feeling that having Tiger suck my cock for Christmas cash would show her the errors of her ways. She was initially reluctant but she changed her mind once I told her that burritos don’t grow on trees. Take a good hard look at her and you’ll see the next Tera Patrick with a view on sex that she shares only with stuck up contract whores. I can tell you for sure that she could suck a dick like a true porn skank since she took me down all the way past her tonsils and into her belly that was full of menudo. I’m now glad to say that Tiger is now a flawless performer. How did I do it? I printed out a picture of her taking my load and she now keeps it in her purse. It’s a constant reminder that she’s on thin ice with the Fat Man.
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Lucious Lopez @ TheMinion.com
I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She had just fallen on hard times and needed to get herself out of hot water. She knew that the ticket to fame and fortune was a one way ticket to PornoLand with me, The Minion, as the Conductor. She didn’t even waste time by boring me with her sob story and she hit the floor in order to give me a flawless blowjob. Her amazing ass was in her air as she did maneuvered her body in ways I didn’t know were possible. I laid on my back from a hard day’s work of whoring out chicks so she could lay on top of me and slob my knob. The entire time I could feel my balls tingling in anticipation of blowing a fat nut wad down her throat and that’s exactly what I did. She’s now one of the biggest names in gonzo and I feel I had a hand in that.
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