Tiger @ TheMinion.com
I used be a glutton for punishment since I let Tiger out of her cage. I shit you not when I tell you that agents have been blowing up my phone telling me that Tiger was one of the worst porn whores to ever grace their set. Much like health foods and diet sodas I can’t stomach it when a whore in my stable does a mediocre job. I was going to have to break her in even further while my brain was being racked with " white flour". I do have a soft spot in my heart for whores who need the money so they don’t resort to sleeping under newspapers. Sine it was the holiday season I wanted to take a negative and turn it into a positive. I had a feeling that having Tiger suck my cock for Christmas cash would show her the errors of her ways. She was initially reluctant but she changed her mind once I told her that burritos don’t grow on trees. Take a good hard look at her and you’ll see the next Tera Patrick with a view on sex that she shares only with stuck up contract whores. I can tell you for sure that she could suck a dick like a true porn skank since she took me down all the way past her tonsils and into her belly that was full of menudo. I’m now glad to say that Tiger is now a flawless performer. How did I do it? I printed out a picture of her taking my load and she now keeps it in her purse. It’s a constant reminder that she’s on thin ice with the Fat Man.
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Lucious Lopez @ TheMinion.com
I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She had just fallen on hard times and needed to get herself out of hot water. She knew that the ticket to fame and fortune was a one way ticket to PornoLand with me, The Minion, as the Conductor. She didn’t even waste time by boring me with her sob story and she hit the floor in order to give me a flawless blowjob. Her amazing ass was in her air as she did maneuvered her body in ways I didn’t know were possible. I laid on my back from a hard day’s work of whoring out chicks so she could lay on top of me and slob my knob. The entire time I could feel my balls tingling in anticipation of blowing a fat nut wad down her throat and that’s exactly what I did. She’s now one of the biggest names in gonzo and I feel I had a hand in that.
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Leah Luv @ TheMinion.com
Take a good hard look at Leah Luv. At her meatiest she’s gotta be 100 lbs. of pure cock sucking machine. She looks like she could have been a movie extra for any movie featuring under nourished women but instead her choice of employment is milking cocks on camera. I got a phone call from her informing me that they were gonna take away her baby if she didn’t come up with some fast cvash for the bare essentials. I’m an equal opportunity employer so with a few bucks laying around I decided to use her dick draining skills to my benefit. Her knees were soon rubbing all over my floor as her mouth was keeping my mighty member from freezing. With my nose in constant hill of "candy" I was enjoying every minute of this bitch earning money the hard way. The look on her face says it all as my testicles emptied into a mouth that hadn’t seen a toothbrush in a long time.
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Joey Valentine @ TheMinion.com
I got major wood the minute I saw Joey Valentine. At first I thought she was Spring Thomas and needed some cash since we’re living in hard times. My pulsating cock was ready for her mouth but I first had to listen to her blab about some shit I obviously didn’t pay attention to. All I knew is that I was looking at a gold mine if I could successfully turn her out to being a huge porn star. The royalties I get on these bitches alone keep me up to head in my nasal medicine. She got naked and my heart was nearly beating out of my chest but that could be because my drugs are clashing with my heart medicine. She got on her knees and was soon worshipping my mighty dong. I felt it wouldn’t be right for her to do the bare minimum so I saw it fit to spread my legs as she got an up close and look at my taint as her mouth did things outlawled in the Bible. She begged and asked me to drop my goo all over her face and I obliged. After all, I needed to get out right away to get my latest shipment of " medicine".
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Trisha Rey @ TheMinion.com
Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will get you far enough. In fact, if she wasn’t so damn beautiful then you can bet you’d find her on any given Sunday offering $20 blowjobs in the back of the swap meet. She came to me with some sob story as to how broke she was and whatnot. My dick hadn’t met any whore’s mouth in about 5 hours so I took the chance to spill my seed along with some cash. This fire crotch knew that the gateway to a cleared bank check was through my urethra and her mouth would only do. I was tempted to stick in deep inside her lovebox but having gonorrhea would ruin the next day’s dinner banquet. Seriously, the bitch could suck a golfball through a garden hose and the smile she walked in with slowly deteriorated into a frown that wouldn’t be turned upisde down.
Sindy Lange @ TheMinion.com
The blank stare on Sindy Lange’s face meant that I was about to fight an uphill battle. She’s another potential porn whore that doesn’t seem to know that to make it in this business you gotta follow a few rules.First, show up on time. Next, bring your test so my massive cock doesn’t ooze the next morning or fall off. Finally, don’t appear like I’m fucking a corpse since having personality is so important. Sindy Lange sucked my cock as if her soul left her body the moment she saw my gigantic dong in the living flesh. Since her bank account was as empty as the head that her shoulders support it only made sense for her to take my meaty member down her throat. If it wasn’t for my "candy" then I would have had a nervous breakdown, tossed her out of my mansion, and put a stop on the check I wrote her. Since I’m extremely professional I made sure to shoot a hefty helping of my ball sauce all over the dumb bitch while I wore the biggest grin you’d ever see.
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Nikki Knox @ TheMinion.com
Either these whores are getting whiter or my eyes are feeling the effects of all my "candy". Nevertheless, it had been a few hours since my house was last visited by some skanky whore on the prowl for some mind altering substances. Nikki Knox knocked on my door and I initially thought she was collecting for the Goodwill but she was more interested in collecting my homemade babymaking juice. She dropped on her knees so fast that I heard a thud and my cock now had a new friend. If she couldn’t breathe through her nose then I would have yet another fatality in my house but that wasn’t the case. She spend plenty of time sucking my cock as my nose wasn’t given any time off from snorthing that special stuff. I had a meeting with fellow lords so I needed to give her that special jizz sauce as her face welcomed it all.
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Gwen Diamond @ TheMinion.com
First you get the money,then you get the power, then you get the women. Truer words have never been spoken and I’m evidence of that. As the biggest suppier in Porn Valley, I have whores of all shapes and sizes coming to me in order to "party." However, my stuff isn’t cheap and Big Daddy needs to get his before they get theirs. Gwen Diamond has a phenomenal body and a mouth that was made for housing my gigantic dick. She went all the way to my balls as my nose was working overytime snorthing all that fine goodness. I had to slap those fat titties and even used them to snort my "goods" off of. Before she could take home some of my product she had to continue to show me why she’s one of the best dick smokers out there. I couldn’t hold back and gave the worthless bitch every last drop of goo my balls were holding
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Aliana Love @ TheMinion.com
I don’t discriminate against cunts of all races. Hoodrats, wetbacks, rednecks, and others are all fair game when it comes to the possible amounts of money one can make in porn. However, in order to make sure that they’re scenes won’t turn out to be snore fests I take it upon myself to teach them the ways. Aliana Love spends her nights sucking the dicks of the cooks at Popeye’s Chicken in hopes of scoring some free meals of 2 pieces and a biscuit. I’m a humanitarian at heart and informed her she could make more in porn than a watermelon grower. She was reluctant until she got to my mansion and saw my bling. I had to humble this hood rat and she was soon on her knees sucking my cock as if kool-aid came out of it. I decided not to wrap my cock so I could feel her warm snatch wrapping its cunt lips around my dong. I saw heaven as my dick was in her black pussy as my mouth was downing the latest pastry treats. She kept whispering that.
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Lyla Lei @ TheMinion.com
Lyla Lei sounds like the kind of girl you get when you call your bank and they send you to the Phillipines. I was not about to outsource the dicksucking I had coming to me. She might sound like she just got off the boat but she looks like she just got out of modeling school. She’s one hot piece of asian ass and my dick was about to get the rewards. I can say, without a doubt, that she sucks a hell of a dick. The rock candy I was snorting couldn’t even affect the blood flow to my cock as it was pumping away at her visa-wanting ass. I promised to take her out for some real food since man can not live on rice alone.
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