Mischa Mckinnon

Mischa Mckinnon Mischa Mckinnon
Mischa Mckinnon @ TheMinion.com
I can’t tell where the fuck this one came from. She’s either half black and half white or her parents were from some other planet. It’s kind of confusing like when you can’t tell if you’re looking at meat or porn and that’s a problem I can’t stand. Anyways, Mischa came by looking for some dead presidents in exchange for room and board in her wet mouth. I was sniffing my "medicine" when I found some extra cash in the folds of my couch….and stomach. Instead of damaging my nostrils any further I used the money to have Mischa drool all over my cock like a wild beast. She was amazed at the size of my dick but then again she could have been just another sarcastic cunt who made her way to my "rock house".

Mischa Mckinnon Mischa Mckinnon

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Tiffany Rose

Tiffany Rose Tiffany Rose
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I’ve taken bowel movements that are prettier than Tiffany Rose. The trailer park must have been closed down due to rat infestation because she looks like she hasn’t seen any sunlight. I can’t believe I even gave this hick the time of day to be in my home but I must have a death wish. I made sure the silverware were properly locked up before I shoved my gigantic cock down her throat. She told me that my dick tasted better than her brother’s and at that point I knew I had to drop my load and get her to the bustop ASAFP. She hasn’t done any movies since this one and you can tell she wasn’t going to be the next Jenna Jameson right from the start. Hell, I’m surprised she can chew her own food.

Tiffany Rose Tiffany Rose

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Jeanie Marie

Jeanie Marie Jeanie Marie
Jeanie Marie @ TheMinion.com
Imagine 100lbs of walking, talking turd and you get a visual of Jeanie Marie. When she’s not working the streets for 7-11 money she’s sucking and fucking on camera like a comatose patient. Her soon-to-be-fired pimp dropped her off at my glorious home in order for her to make enough money so they could spend another wonderful evening at the local crackhouse. I must be living dangerously since I allowed my unprotected money maker enter her mouth with no raincoat. She must have been a living,breathing petri dish of diseases and I now notice a rash on my balls upon further inspection. This waste of jizz is a flash in the pan but please enjoy the scene and think of this whore if you ever get the urge to quit school.

Jeanie Marie Jeanie Marie

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Shay Lamar

Shay Lamar Shay Lamar
Shay Lamar @ TheMinion.com
This bitch was hot. Not only was I ready to fuck by the cake I was eating but she wasn’t ugly like most of the whores I’ve dealt with. I had to wrap my donbg to avoid getting polio and we went at it like 2 mexicans fighting over a green card. Her warm mouth engulfed my cock and I was soon showing no mercy to her uterus as I hit dat shit from behind. She told me that my jizz tasted great but then agains, whores are like the labels on food: They all lie!

Shay Lamar Shay Lamar

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Valerie

Valerie Valerie
Valerie @ TheMinion.com
You could show full sizes movies on Valerie’s forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty candy that I get from the black guy down the street when I called this winner over. She did have a nice body but that and $5 will get you a footlong sandwich from Subway. I couldn’t wait for her to leave my house so I could fumigate the place but she did suck a mean dick. Her pussy smelled and tasted like pizza that had been left out for a week and I nearly puked as a result. I post dated this whores check for another year but she didn’t notice it. She should be using her forehead as a chalkboard to write notes to herself about taking bad checks but I doubt she can spell.

Valerie Valerie

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Kat

Kat Kat
Kat @ TheMinion.com
Super Minion has so much money that today we’re coming to you from the top of one of my yachts. Besides, I think the DEA is scoping out my house so it was a perfect time to take things to the high seas. Kat came back because food stamps don’t work when you try to pay rent in the Barrio. I was in a giving mood and my super powers were at their peak so I gave her another stab at my fat dick. Like all mexican chicks Kat was great at cleaning my cock with her mouth and I gave her some orchata for her mouth.

Kat Kat

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Trinity Lee

Trinity Lee Trinity Lee
Trinity Lee @ TheMinion.com
This skank enetered porn at 4:00 and was gone by 5:00. In between that time it seemed as if the only worthwhile thing she did was go to task with me, The Minion. She expected roided out faggots and pretty boys but got a rude awkaening once she realized she was booked to suck my massive dong. She almost left my house but it must have dawned on her that rent was due at the trailer park and how bad could it be to suck my cock? Trinity Lee was a bit thicker than most of the girls I party with which means that she’s at least got enough money to eat. Fucking pig!

Trinity Lee Trinity Lee

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Stacy Jordan

Stacy Jordan Stacy Jordan
Stacy Jordan @ TheMinion.com
Fine, yes her tits are amazing and her body ain’t that bad. Shit, I must have been on a major comedown since I’m not being my usual self and cutting these whores down to size. You see, a whore with self-esteem is like a buffet without heat lamps; it just doesn’t benefit anyone. Back to Stacy, she came by to suck the energy out of my balls and I was up for the task since my bank account has gotten fatter than my waist. She sucked a mean dick but I could tell there wasn’t much going on in her head. She was one of the dumber bitches that have had the privledge of gagging on my money maker. Watch as her soul leaves her body the moment my nut lands on her ugly face. It’s like butter!

Stacy Jordan Stacy Jordan

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Vixen

Vixen Vixen
Vixen @ TheMinion.com
If Lucille Ball and The Blob had a kid then it would be Vixen. I was exercising my sinus cavity when I got the call that this red-headed cum dumpster was looking for fast cash and maybe a bite to eat. I got one look at her and knew that she’d only be useful to drain my nutsack down her stupid throat. My raging cock nearly went limp the moment I got a whiff of her poussy ( she was shaved so I couldn’t tell if the carpets matched the drapes) and I nearly tossed my kosher cookies all over my home. I quickly stuffed her mouth full of dick while my nose kept inhaling the white goodness I’ve come to know and love. Please realize that this was Vixen’s last scene since she went home right after, packed her bags, and got the fuck out of town…………the town that The Minion runs……..motherfuckers!

Vixen Vixen

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Asia

Asia Asia
Asia @ TheMinion.com
I don’t know exactly what boat this Asian import came in on but it should have been hijacked by Somali Pirates. Imagine a hot piece of ASian ass mixed with the attitude of Rosie Perez and you get this waste of space, Asia. She was, however, a cock hungry slut who went after my cock like Godzilla went after Tokyo. I didn’t want to get any MSG on my cock so I wrapped it up like a fortune cookie and invaded her pussy. Guys, they don’t get much more ghetto than this piece of garbage who had the nerve to mock my weight, eating habits, and body odor. I couldn’t wait to get out of their and hit the local asian all-you-can-eat buffet to pay them some retribution for breeding whores like Asia.

Asia Asia

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