Dillan Ryder

Dillan Ryder Dillan Ryder
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Dillan Ryder is no longer in the business. Hell, I don’t know where she is but rumors are circulating that she’s a waitress in some hick town. Before she was serving grits, potatoes, and pig feet sandwiches she was blowing up my phone looking for fast cash. I hadn’t drained my falls since my last feeding so I let this worthless slut slober all over my knob. She had the nerve to spit back my own DNA right onto my washboard abs. I quickly kicked her out before going back to my "nose candy".

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Kinzy Jo

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Kinzy Jo has the personality of an eggplant and the looks of a bulldog eating mayonnaise. Sometimes my standards are as low as a turd hanging from some dogs asshole (which she resembles). I can see why this flash-in-the-pan porn whore didn’t make it big. She didn’t take direction very well.It’s a good thing she isn’t a waitress taking my food order or I’d flip the fuck out. She sucked my cock as if it was a terrible thing to do. She looked at the camera the same way I look at a diet soda. All in all she was horrible. However, I did get her to suck my cock and drain my sausage as if I was her Uncle. Kinzy Jo….. please go back to whatever trailer park you made your way from.

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Veronica Rayne

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The quality of whores coming through my front door goes up and down(much like my cholesterol). I wanted to sample Veronica Rayne’s body like 31 flavors, but today, only her mouth would do. I was tired of looking at her tired old eyes so I placed my coin purse right on them as my raging rod was in her gullet. Veronica’s face was the perfect target for the load I blasted her with. My jizz ran down her face as fast as I run away from a diet plan.

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Ginger

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Ginger would not be taking a 3 hour tour this day. This red-headed bimbo needed money to stock up her firdge. I found this to be a lie since she is in dire need of as many carbs as possible. She informed me that she could no longer sell plasma (big shock) and came to me because I pay cash for the freshest sluts to deep throat my massive semetic cock. She must have found G-d towards the end because she spat my own gunk on my belly. I had the last laugh as I had her pay my driver to give her a ride home. He then gave the money to me. Remember, The Minion always wins!

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Pamela Princess

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I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and that’s why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certainly no princess. She copped an attitude once she found out that the way to porn stardom is through my realm. She almost left my home but the amount of 000’s I offered to pay made her change her mind. It’s too bad Pamela didn’t take my advice. She could have been a big star instead of a very forgettable whore that I allowed the honor of taking my cock. Where is she now? Who cares?

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Aiden Layne

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Aiden has a tight little body. She’s also new and has yet to discover my diet regime so that’s why this skank hasn’t ballooned up yet. She came to the set with her suitcase pimp boyfriend. I made him wait in my very expensive and lavish waiting area as I plowed his old lady. He was playing video games as she was sucking down my joystick. He was eating the mexican food that I provided as I was sliding in and out of her pink taco. You get the point. Her husband asked me how to be a stud like me just moments after I dropped a fat load on his bitch. I told him to get on the phone and order me 3 pizzas at his cost. He refused. I kicked them out.

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Lena Juliette

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I found this cochroach working the local lunch wagon. I ordered a burrito with chips and paid with a $100 bill. She didn’t have change so I then threatened to get immigration over (I have political pull), but she couldn’t go back across the border. I then told her that she could avoid deportation by taking my ejaculation. Like a mexican jumping bean she jumped at the chance and an hour later she was taking my churro in her mouth as I kept my nose clean with some "powder". I dumped my load in her mouth which disgusted her so much she ran out of there like Speedy Gonzales.

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Jackie Ashe

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Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it. This was one of her first times fucking on camera and she has the "deer in the headlights look". I politely told her that if she wanted to be a big star she’d have to go one-on-one with the sleazy one. She was reluctant untill I told her that I held her return plane ticket home to whatever hell hole she’s from. She did server a great purpose since I used her body as a food tray for my delicious treats. Silly whore……The Minion will find any and all uses for you!

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Desire Storm

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If you blinked then you missed Desire Storm’s career in porn. I was her first scene and I believe her last. She thought she’d get roided out guys and it would be one huge dating service. Her world came crashing down once she looked at my physique and mannerisms. Her background is in the Middle-East as well as mine so I thought we’d mesh well together. I would spray her face with my hummous and all would be well. I was wrong in every sense of the word. This slut couldn’t wait for me to turn blast my own oil onto her face so she could wire the money back home. Good thing I used a condom or else I might have some disease like herpes, gonorrhea, or even worse, a case of the Cairo chlamydia.

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Tiffany

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Everyday is a great day for a picnic. It’s too bad that I was "in a bad mental state" because I forgot the picnic basket. The constant tick attacks I’ve been suffereing have ruined any chances of me becoming spokesman for any 12-step-programs. Anyways, Tiffany is a porn slut who is suspect in my supply running lower than normal. If she’s guilty then she’ll have to suck my dick. If she’s innocent she’ll have to suck my dick. Either way you look at it, I’m getting my dick sucked in my backyard since I’m convinced the D.E.A has my house bugged.

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