Asia @ TheMinion.com
I don’t know exactly what boat this Asian import came in on but it should have been hijacked by Somali Pirates. Imagine a hot piece of ASian ass mixed with the attitude of Rosie Perez and you get this waste of space, Asia. She was, however, a cock hungry slut who went after my cock like Godzilla went after Tokyo. I didn’t want to get any MSG on my cock so I wrapped it up like a fortune cookie and invaded her pussy. Guys, they don’t get much more ghetto than this piece of garbage who had the nerve to mock my weight, eating habits, and body odor. I couldn’t wait to get out of their and hit the local asian all-you-can-eat buffet to pay them some retribution for breeding whores like Asia.